Callum

personality
Callum has a good personality. He is jolly and appears to feel genuinely good for you if you ''kaach ah faash. ''Callum is the god of fash and the patron god of fashurmen. Although he likes humans and in the god of fash, he does not seem to like the fash. He appears almost aggressive towards all fash.

Legend
their are numeruss legends concerning Callum, as he is a god. At one point he punched a fash to death with his bear fist. If you stand near a loch in the Fashin district of wankerdom he will appear from the bushes if you kaach ah faash. he will shake your hand and bless you by saying "aye thats a big one you've got there son!". If you catch a very large fash you may win the favour of a god.