The wars of the fashin

The begining
There is a large area of wankerdom called The fashin district. People in the district practice the anceint ways of what they call Fashin or ''cachin thi faash. ''The greatest fasher is Callum the sex god. The war began when the inhabitance of the playground went to the fashin district. Ruaraidh, Blair and Frazier were all in the same vicinity. lines were drawn To mark each others land. One of the trio crossed the land and shit hit the fan. Ruaraidh in self defence (or brutal attack) took one long grass from the reeds and whipedd the other two viciously, the others quickly followed.

Domination and alliances
the war was brutal. When some one was dominating an other person or looking significantly stronger than the others alliances were made to dominate the od one out. If some one was weak an allaince was made to whip them thurily. The war was some times known as the was of the kinky whips Because of all the grass whipping. The only none whip was frazier's dirt mase.

The end
soon they were too tired too fight, And they stopedd they raids and sieges.

The second war
this was an other war of three, but this time ruaraidh, Aiden and David. Early is the war aiden made an alliance with David. Ruaraidh and David duelled epically. David superman puchedd ruaraidh but ruaraidh used gnomeness to teleport. Eventually ruaraidh became the dark god of kinky stuff and bent david over. first came the whips and then the gloruous thrusts. at that point David surrendered but ruaraidh kept going. Ruaraidh had one but aiden had sat on a tuft and made a throne. after that they all questioned David And apparently David want to sleep with a five a Walsh boy band.