THE UNCLES

Chronological list of uncles

 * Uncle uhnkel, the first Uncle. His inception was so powerful that the Romans changed the century, hence, the A.D. He was the most powerful of all the uncles. All uncles are a reincarnation of Uncle Uhnkel.
 * Uncle Shawn. Uncle Shawn shagged a sheep in aberdeen, starting a trend.
 * Uncle Aill. Aill created a shrine to The first uncle.
 * (the dark period) in this unclian era there were uncles but they did not reveal their names, only their genatalia.
 * Papa Negra, he was the black guy that fucked up big Tyron, 'Nuff said.
 * Uncle Ben, not to be confused with Boonjamoon or spoodwrmoons uncle, Uncle Ben created a slave based industry. Uncle Ben is only Uncle to survive beyond his due date because of the fact that he invested some of his life force into the company "Uncle Ben's fried rice."
 * Uncle Roddy, Uncle Roddy is the present Uncle. He is also the second most powerful uncle (second only to Uncle Uhnkel)

abilities
With many faces and many ability, their are numerous differences between Uncles, but one thing unites then all, one skill, one act, one action. I'll give you a clue, it doesn't rhyme with concsential. Uncles are like a Catholic Priest megazord. Thousands at a time have fallen victim to the wrath of the uncle. Both spontaneous, calculated and creative, as seen in the greatest bünta match performed by the current uncle, Uncle Roddy. He also has the ability to not get caught, handy. Technically their is only one Uncle as Uncle Uhnkel in every uncle, with every uncle being different from but the same as Uhnkel. Think of it like doctor who. The doctor has many for,s and is essentially the same person, but when confronted with a past or future version of him self, acts like they are different even though they are still technically the same. So, in this scenario, an Uncle would be The Doctor, the Tardis would be his basemen, and I really don't think you're old enough to Know what the sonic screwdriver is, leaving us with you, the psychologically damaged, internally slushed up, slowly recovering from a Ritalin and Chloroform overdosed Amy Pond, well done :)